can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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