Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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