I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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