Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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