One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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