Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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