Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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