So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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