Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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