I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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