I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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