For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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