so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
please come you make the beer taste better
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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