the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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