pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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