Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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