i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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