if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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