remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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