Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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