we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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