you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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