she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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