That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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