Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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