and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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