We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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