Im at strip club and am horny
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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