we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
