this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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