i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My balls are so social today.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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