I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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