He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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