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(512): View more from Texas

a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart

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(906): View more from Michigan

I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.

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(951): View more from California

I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal

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(231): View more from Michigan

I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence

(415): View more from California

shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast

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(585): View more from New York

I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?

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