Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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