i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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