I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just had sex bonerless
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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