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(734): View more from Michigan

Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer

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(917): View more from New York City

the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.

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(850): View more from Florida

i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook

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(813): View more from Florida

There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.

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(229): View more from Georgia

It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.

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(281): View more from Texas

But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her

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