not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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