if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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