Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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