no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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