Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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