We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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