but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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