You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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