So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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