Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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