ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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