Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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