Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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