is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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