is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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