In the future we'll all be gay
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
did you just send me my own nude
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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