she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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