I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
