Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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